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Dumbest Human Alive or Smartest?

My ex and i were in the 'talking' phase for nearly a year........... I was finally over it and I shared my feelings which is something really hard for me to do because i've built up walls from previous shitty exes. Well turns out, he really liked me too! He was all like "obviously i like you too!! What do you mean you didn't know?" i had no idea he had feelings for me like that. It was NOT obvious. Yes, we saw each other all the time but girls need validation.... It felt platonic for so long, i just didn't know where he stood. So i finally popped the question, "where do we go from here? do we give it a shot?" his response: "well i'm just hesitant cause i'm still seeing my ex and i don't want to be seeing two people at once." not sure if he's the dumbest human alive or the smartest. either way, I gave him the ears bunny and left his sorry ass. But holy shit am i doing so much better now. Gotta say, im thankful for him for that.

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Burger King Toilet Sex

We got together and he was showing all his “friends” ,which was pretty much the entire popular male population in our school year, my nudes and then told everyone about our sex life which made them fe


My ex is a fucking dickwad who needs to honestly take his tiny shrivelled penis and shove it in a blender. i hope he catches an std from his new girl. he needs to jump off a cliff and drown [submitted

Ears Bunny Babe!

Decided to text me while literally fucking someone else. Ears bunny, babe. [submitted by anon]


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