Good times

She was an absolutely loooon, but I guess I was too at the time we were dating. When we were out she would get drunk and ride around on other people's shoulders and scream do cowboy/lasso arm motions. The person whose shoulders she was on was not participating in this voluntarily either. When I finally broke up with her, she was actually surprised. Would then see her out when I had a new girlfriend and she would always drunkenly take her aside and pull her close and whisper "he's just going to hurt you". Good times

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